You're under a sink. Phone rings. That job just called the next guy.

We answer it. As your business. 24/7. Name, number, what's wrong, how bad — texted to you before they hang up.

It says it's automated if they ask. It never quotes a price you didn't give it. It doesn't guess.

$149 a month. No contract. Cancel when you want.

Wanna hear it first? $5 — it answers as YOUR business. Call it. Try to stump it.

hear it answer as YOUR business — $5, one-timeNot open yet. Opens your email — send your business name; one email the day it opens.

A sample, not a customer. The receptionist side is real — its instructions, its answers, its voice. The caller is scripted, the business made up.

Done for you

AI's convenient. It's also a part-time job — you babysit it, re-ask it, fix what it broke, and it still comes out off.

Stop doing that. Tell us what you need. We put real AI compute on it, we check every number against its source, you get the finished thing. Not the homework. No drafts, no "let me know if this works."

Half-done AI output finished right — $49. A page that actually gets the call — from $149. A brief with every number sourced — $79. Your customer list cleaned, with the receipt — $99.

Every job passes our check before it reaches you. You get the final product and one page of proof.

The menu

  • Hear it answer as YOUR business not open yet — email to be first in line

    you call it; it answers as you

    $5, one-time, one per business
  • AI receptionist, live on your line live within two business days · the first three are the production test, and we say so

    24/7, every lead texted, a monthly calls-and-leads receipt

    $149 a month (+$99 setup, waived for the first three)
  • Finish It two business days

    half-done AI output, returned finished and correct

    proof: before/after diff · see one

    $49, one-time (one revision)
    try the rewrite half. A sample — it rewrites, it does not check facts; the paid job gets the check and a human pass.

  • Landing page, live two to three business days

    one page, form and phone wired, under your domain or ours

    proof: every claim traced to your brief · see one

    $149 one-time · $249 one-time with a Google Business Profile tune-up
  • Research brief two business days

    one question, every figure footnoted to a dated source

    proof: N claims, N traced, 0 refuted, or it does not ship · see one

    $79 one-time · rush $129 one-time, next business day
  • Customer list cleanup three business days

    deduped, normalized, dead numbers flagged

    proof: in = kept + merged + dropped, each with its reason · see one

    $99 one-time to 5,000 rows · $150 one-time to 20,000
    try the dedupe half — name, phone, email, one row per line, up to 20. Runs in your browser, nothing sent. Every drop names its rule; the paid job runs the full file with a human read.

    Jobs shipped: 0 — written here by hand until the first one ships.

    what this is

    One room, one person; the machines do the work and carry the memory.

    This site runs on the same brain that answers the phone. The numbers on this page are measured, as of the stamp on the feed below. We don't have to lie.

    Mind Over Madder. Ysbadden is the parent; the companies below are what it builds. If you read this and recognize it: [email protected]

    ask it. the round trip is measured here and printed

    The companies

    • Automation & Voice Builds

      The systems that run this place, built for your business and handed over working.

      soon
    • AI Receptionist working name · its own name and .com are next

      Answers the calls a trade misses and texts the owner the job.

      above

    Terms

    • One active request per client at a time.
    • Refund in full only when our own check shows we shipped an error; not for taste.
    • Your files stay on our machine, never in a shared workspace, deleted seven days after delivery.
    • No security, hacking, crypto or trading work.
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